Monthly Archives: October 2011

150 Pounds of Fun

I’m here to report that my dad last night finished shredding about 40 years’ worth of tax documentation, He worked at various times on it, by day and by night, sometimes using one shredder; sometimes two. He learned how long each machine ran before it had to cool down, and we took machines apart to free paper jams deep inside the shredder. He started September 27 as reported in the Biscuit City blog, “.069 Tons” and worked for 20 days grinding up the records.  I wish I had counted the leaf bags we put out for recycling.

If my figures are correct, based on the average weight of a piece of paper (5 grams), 150 pounds of paper is about 3000 pages. Our shredders can do about 7 pages a minute under ideal conditions (i.e. no jamming, overheating, burning,bursting into flames or melting), so the total continuous time working was 7 hours.  Doesn’t seem like much, but try shredding for 20 days and see how you feel. Not so good, I bet.

When dad finished the last bunch of checks, I said, “Well, I guess your work here is done.” (I am of the generation that speaks in movie quotes.”

He looked puzzled, “You mean I have to leave?” (He is not of the same generation.)

“No,” I said, “it’s a quote from a movie–Mary Poppins, I believe.” (Actually, it was from The Mark of Zorro, 1942.)

“I’ll find something else to work on,” he said. He likes to be busy–says it keeps him from falling asleep.

The Greatest Generation indeed.

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Eight Days a Week

Hello, readers! I hope none of you blew away in the storm last night.  Whew.

I just wanted to tell you that there were five entries for Biscuit City this past week. Because of the way the posts are timed (the World Headquarters for Biscuit City is apparently located in Fiji or something), some posts are labeled with a date that is too early or with none at all.

Here’s the correct sequence:

Monday: The Wedding Singer Part 4: The Beginning of the End
Tuesday: The Wedding Singer, Part 5: Nothing More to Write
Wednesday: Some Lessons from Travel
Thursday: Warm Hearts and Cold Steel
Friday: Walking on Broken Glass

Have a good weekend. Enjoy!

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Walking on Broken Glass

You might remember that I believe that appliances and machines communicate with each other and plan breakdowns in three’s at the same time. (I do not, however, believe in UFO’s.)

My dad and I were coming back to our house with a load of things from his house to take to Caton Merchant House where he will be living in a couple of weeks. Pending a physical on the 18th, we are able to move his things in but he cannot until we get the results of the physical.

As I think I’ve said before, one of our cars is a 2005 Mazda 6 wagon I bought from Alyssa last year. It’s a fun car to drive and quite capacious for a smallish wagon.

Anyhow, as I pulled (slowly) over the apron of the driveway, we heard a tremendous shattering sound like glass breaking. I had a couple of thoughts: first, it was another earthquake, and then second, it was a lamp or lamps breaking. This was my hypothesis until I went to the lift gate to open it to remove a couple of things and…the glass wasn’t there. It had shattered in nice little safety glass bits all over the floor of the cargo area. The only thing I could think, besides, “Golly gee!  Look at that!” was that the wagon’s frame, typically less rigid than a non-wagon, had torqued going over the apron and stressed the rear window to the point of breaking.  That’s my theory, anyhow…but I ain’t sticking to it.

I called our car insurance company (whose symbol is a red umbrella) and filed about the third claim we have had in 37 years. Not too bad. The agent was sympathetic and asked if anyone were injured. I said just my nerves. She took some information and then recommended three glass shops. One of them had fixed a chip in Becky’s car’s windshield a few months before in an expeditious fashion so the agent connected me with the scheduler at the glass repair place, whose initials are Safe and Lite. We set up an appointment for 8:30 Wednesday morning.

I taped a plastic sheet over the gaping black hole in Misty’s read end and did a nice job of it, even if I did it. Here is a picture of the damage:

And one of my coverup job:

Looks natural, doesn’t it?

The next morning I interrupted my scoring to take Misty to the glass shop. The young fellow there frowned and said they didn’t have the part.  I showed him the confirmation for the appointment, as if that would create a part. He said it wasn’t available in local warehouses and they would have to get one from a dealer’s warehouse which would take five to seven days. I was overjoyed (NOT!) but there was nothing to do but limp back home with Misty.

I wrote a scathing email to the glass company about my loss of time and income (a big $20) and sent it off, not expecting much. Some time that afternoon it occurred to me that my insurance covered a rental vehicle. I could get a small truck and continue moving stuff!

I wasn’t able to call Travelers until the next morning (24-hour service doesn’t apply to glass replacement). I asked about a rental car, but the agent seemed more interested in the idea of a 5-7 day turnaround.  “I don’t think so,” she said.  She put me on hold while she contacted the shop. She was back on soon with the news that the replacement part had never been ordered, not on Tuesday, and not on Wednesday. She indicated that she would put me on with the manager and my car would be fixed the next day.A properly contrite manager set up an appointment for noon Friday, with a repair time of about an hour. Amazing.

And better yet, a vice president from Safelite called to apologize and offer me free wipers which I had asked for with my inconvenience and missed income. A $22 value, but also a feeling that some companies and their people do care.  That, my friends, is priceless.

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Warm Hearts and Cold Steel: The Language of Evocation in James Harris’ Civil War Voices

Every once in a while my English major background rises up and tries to  overwhelm me.  Then I lie down  hoping that urge will pass. Sometimes it doesn’t and I end up writing something. In this case the form is a literary analysis, and the author is me. It occurred to me that I might do something like this as I listened several time to the actors in Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory  recite their lines from letters, diaries and memoirs of the Civil War period. In particular, I was struck by the contrasting forms, voices, moods and tones of the readings.
The era belonged to the middle Victorian period of literature, a time when the social excesses of Romanticism were curbed by the unique and inexorable influence of the English Queen Victoria whose life embodied the ideals of family, duty, country and religion and under whom the classical education of the time which stressed formality, order, logic and reason.  This mindset created not a little tension with Romantic ideals and that tension was often resolved by irrational and quirky behavior.
It was first and foremost the era of the letter. Everyone who could write wrote  letters constantly and regularly. We have voluminous stores of correspondence from the period representing every class and station in life, from official government and business documents to the writings passed between relatives to the most tender and heartfelt exchanges between lovers and spouses, such as those of Theo and Harriet carefully preserved and cherished for decades. Another example of this type of correspondence are the closing paragraphs from the well-known letter from Captain Sullivan Ballou to his wife:
          Sarah my love for you is deathless, it seems to bind me with mighty cables that nothing but Omnipotence could break; and yet my love of Country comes over me like a strong wind and bears me unresistibly on with all these chains to the battle field.

          The memories of the blissful moments I have spent with you come creeping over me, and I feel most gratified to God and to you that I have enjoyed them for so long. And hard it is for me to give them up and burn to ashes the hopes of future years, when, God willing, we might still have lived and loved together, and seen our sons grown up to honorable manhood, around us. I have, I know, but few and small claims upon Divine Providence, but something whispers to me—perhaps it is the wafted prayer of my little Edgar, that I shall return to my loved ones unharmed. If I do not my dear Sarah, never forget how much I love you, and when my last breath escapes me on the battle field, it will whisper your name. Forgive my many faults and the many pains I have caused you. How thoughtless and foolish I have often times been! How gladly would I wash out with my tears every little spot upon your happiness . . .

          But, O Sarah! If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the gladdest days and in the darkest nights . . always, always, and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath, as the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by. Sarah do not mourn me dead; think I am gone and wait for thee, for we shall meet again . . .

(Background to the letter may be found on the PBS website devoted to Ken Burns’ Civil War series at http://www.pbs.org/civilwar/war/ballou_letter.html; the complete text of the letter is located at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sullivan_Ballou along with more information about Sullivan Ballou and his life and also his death at First Manassas. His body was buried for a while in the graveyard of Sudley Methodist Church.)
The time was also a sentimental one to a degree we find difficult to comprehend and perhaps a trifle embarrassing in light of our own harder sensibilities. This sentiment is reflected not only in the writing and publications of the period but also in the songs. Consider titles such as “Just before the Battle Mother” and lyrics like these from the final verse and chorus of “Tenting Tonight,” sung by both sides:  
            We’ve been fighting today on the old camp ground,
            Many are lying near;
            Some are dead, and some are dying,
            Many are in tears.
           
            Many are the hearts that are weary tonight,
            Wishing for the war to cease;
            Many are the hearts looking for the right,
            To see the dawn of peace.
            Dying tonight, dying tonight,
            Dying on the old camp ground.
Poles apart from the sentimental and personal nature of personal letters and popular songs, the military literary genres of the time, while formal in style, were objective and, for the period, to the point. This type of writing is reflected in memoirs such as those of Chamberlain, who was the last Civil War veteran to die as a result of wounds from the war. Here is an excerpt from the end of his memoir in which he writes about the parade of the surrendering Confederate army at Appomattox:
               (General John Brown) Gordon, at the head of the marching column, outdoes us in courtesy. He was riding with downcast eyes and more than pensive look; but at this clatter of arms he raises his eyes and instantly catching the significance, wheels his horse with that superb grace of which he is master, drops the point of his sword to his stirrup, gives a command, at which the great Confederate ensign following him is dipped and his decimated brigades, as they reach our right, respond to the ‘carry.’ All the while on our part not a sound of trumpet or drum, not a cheer, nor a word nor motion of man, but awful stillness as if it were the passing of the dead.
(The full text of Chamberlain’s memoir is available at http://www.archive.org/stream/passingof armiesa00cham_djvu.txt .)
And so, in this production and in this time, we have the language of the pen and the language of the gun, the words of the heart and the words of the mind and will. Conflict lay not only in argument and battle: it was in the very fabric of society itself and reflected in the literature, published and unpublished. This cultural, intellectual and emotional conflict continues after the war and up through the twentieth century where World War I causes a seismic shift in reality itself,  perpetuated by the ensuing Great Depression, World War II and the Cold War and reflected in culture and literature.
But all that lies in the future of the recreated reality of James Harris’ work. We listen to the words and hear the music, experience people long gone from this earth alive once again, and recognize, at the last, faces, voices and lives very much like our own. Each character in the production said near the beginning, “These are my words, and each one is true.” Our actions define who we are, and it is with words that we recreate our actions. Literature is at its heart a study of words and actions, of people and events and finally at its heart of hearts, a consideration of what is true, regardless of our station in life, the time in which we live, or the circumstances that bear us forward into our future.

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Some Lessons from Travel

Here are some things I learned on this trip.  You’d think I would know these things by now, but I don’t.
  1. Don’t go in the first place. Travel is a curse. Psych! Just kidding!  It’s an adventure! Sometimes it’s more adventurous than others.
  2. Take spares and duplicates of essential items. My glasses, which came from large retail outlet with a stylized star (an asterisk with two arms missing) in its logo, lost one of the nose pads. I could of course have worn them but I might as well have put white tape on the bridge and sported a pocket protector. Sometimes you get what you pay for. These are the same glasses that shed a screw in the frame in August on our way to Lynchburg. I didn’t have a spare then (Becky did, though) but I did this time. 
  3. Use a checklist when you pack.  You can make your own or get one off the web. A study done in several major hospitals indicated that surgical teams were less likely to omit important steps or items if they used a simple checklist.  I didn’t use one this time and forgot to pack a charger for our new Nikon.  My omission meant we had to improvise to recharge the battery which kept dying prematurely.
  4. If you forget something you need, improvise!  Like Bear Grylls, see what there is in the environment you can use to survive. Hotels, for example, usually have boxes of cell phone charger cables that you can use or have.  With our camera, I bought a USB connecting cable from the local Radio Shack and used it to charge the camera from a USB port on the laptop. It worked, even when we were traveling and the goofy battery went out again. We recharged it off the laptop’s battery, which is much bigger. (I know, I am a technical genius.)
  5. Take proven equipment.  Our camera was about a month old, and, not knowing what I was doing, I didn’t “condition” the rechargeable battery—i.e. discharge and charge it several times, which makes the battery “recognize” its full capacity (Sheez—I sound like an elementary principal.) (I love elementary principals! They are so cool! Don’t make me repeat fourth grade just because I made mild fun of you!)  I also tested washable clothes I took to Europe this summer (only to be partly thwarted when the room we were in was incredibly humid. We had to squeeze, blow dry and iron garments to get them to the point that they were only slightly moist). I’d also add it’s not a good idea to take a new pair of shoes, especially if you’ll be doing a lot of walking.  Blisters are not fun.
  6. Check your GPS against a good map. Huh.  Word just put the previous sentence in bold, automatically. Amazing. I learned this lesson again this trip. No matter how good your GPS is, it will make mistakes and select weird routings.  A good map helps keep it (and you) on course.  “Recalculating…”
  7. Know where you are and know which way north is. If I had followed these rules we would not have gone 15 miles out of our way one dark and rainy night, turning a five-minute trip into a hour’s ordeal. Knowing where you are comes from the map (or #8) and knowing where north is helps with directions.  I have a good sense of direction once I know where north is. On this trip, I had trouble clicking that in. It was two days before I got it. It’s easier during the day when the sun is out, or if you can get a shot at the north star. Or use a compass. I plan to take one next time. Just call me Daniel Boone.
  8.  Ask directions. Take a lady—your wife, female partner, friend, co-worker or relative—for this purpose.  I am not kidding. Men hate to stop and ask for directions. They don’t want to appear dependent on someone else and would continue driving for an hour in the wrong direction than stop and ask someone, a process that would take thirty seconds. Men also do this because we’re stupid. (Sorry, guys, just broke the bro code there.  We’ll watch some football and drink some suds later, dude.)

Actual recreated dialogue from various trips (Becky drives because she likes to. I navigate because I like to and I need to appear to be doing something useful.):

Becky: Which way do we go?
Me: This way…I think…
Becky: You think? You don’t know? What does the map say?
Me: Nothing. I didn’t bring one. The GPS says we’re right.
Becky: I hate that thing.
Me: It doesn’t hate you. It wants to help you.
Becky: Let’s stop and ask someone.
Me: That would make me feel inadequate. Besides, that makes too much sense. And I’m stupid. I would never do anything like that.
Becky: I’m going to ask that old guy over there.
And she does, and comes back with directions and a couple of recipes. Amazing. Do women go to school to learn to do this?

  1. Ask the locals about food and attractions. Rachael Ray says to do this but so does Becky.  We’ve eaten in some terrific places and seen some great sights because she asked a local. I wish we had asked a local about the OASIS Aquarium in Burlington. Not very good, I’m afraid.
  2. Take lots of pictures even if you’re not very good at it. Becky is very good at photography and took over 500 pictures on a ten-day trip to Europe in June/July.  I took about four.  With digital cameras, you’re not out much if you take a lot of pictures and most of them stink. Who knows, you might learn to be a better photographer.
  3. Expect the unexpected. After all, travel is an adventure…isn’t it?
P.S. I hope you will add your travel tips in the comments section.  Judy Smith, I know you are a seasoned traveler. What tips do you have that I didn’t cover? Anyone is welcome to add to this discussion. Thank you.

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The Wedding Singer, Part 5: Nothing More to Write. Part the Last.

Some people have asked me why this series of posts is titled “The Wedding Singer: Part Whatever.”  Well, it’s a little English major joke that’s also pretentious but I had fun with it. In the great epics of the past, the poet, feeling inadequate to the task of writing about such high and noble acts, invokes the muse, the inspiration for the account of the story. In many cases the poet asks the muse to sing to inspire him.

Homer in Book I of The Odyssey:

“Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns
driven time and again off course, once he had plundered
the hallowed heights of Troy.”

Virgil, in Book I of the Aeneid:

O Muse! the causes and the crimes relate;
What goddess was provok’d, and whence her hate;
For what offense the Queen of Heav’n began
To persecute so brave, so just a man…
 
Dante Alighieri, in Canto II of The Inferno: 
 
O Muses, O high genius, aid me now!
O memory that engraved the things I saw,
Here shall your worth be manifest to all!
(Anthony Esolen translation, 2002)
John Milton, opening of Book 1 of Paradise Lost:
 
Of Man’s first disobedience, and the fruit
Of that forbidden tree whose mortal taste
Brought death into the World, and all our woe,
With loss of Eden, till one greater Man
Restore us, and regain the blissful Seat,
Sing, Heavenly Muse, […]
William Shakespeare, Act 1, Prologue of Henry V
 
Chorus: O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of invention,
A kingdom for a stage, princes to act
And monarchs to behold the swelling scene!

There was no wedding singer at this wedding (there was a d.j.) but there could have been and s/he would have been my inspiration. Had s/he only have been there.

Anyhow, when we last left our story, United Airlines had just announced cancellation of our flight due to mechanical problems. Practically everyone in the waiting area took off just about at a run. Not having done a lot of air travel, we asked Alyssa where they were going. “To rebook,” she answered. And so we joined a long line of people working their cell phones to get on other flights. I jumped on mine and found there were possibly seats on a 6AM Delta flight, which was very early (duh!) and a 2 PM USAir flight. We were already booked on the original flight a day later but Becky wanted to get back as soon as possible for a couple of rehearsals Monday late afternoon and evening. The United agent on the phone said she would have to wait to hear back from Delta and USAir. By the time we reached the counter, both those flights were overbooked and we settled for a 5:20 flight going into National Airport. Our car was at Dulles but we figured we could call Amy (who was home from the trip) or take the subway/bus connection between the two airports. (In another hundred years or so there will be a Metro connection between them.)

As it was, Amy was able to pick us up, for which we were grateful. Also, Alyssa was ahead of us in line and insisted,using her retail manager/HR specialist mojo, that we be given passes to stay at he Hilton Lakefront in Burlington. The shuttle to the Hilton had stopped running for the night but Alyssa and Chris had already rented a truck for transportation.

And so we checked into the Hilton about 11 PM.  It was the poshest hotel I have ever stayed in.  Who knows what I might do if we stayed at the Ritz in New York City? Go up in smoke, probably. (Not a good figure of speech in the same paragraph with references to hotels.)

The next morning we took it easy. The lake was covered with mist which meant no pictures and no cruise, which we probably didn’t have time for anyhow.

We made one last swing through the Church Street Marketplace and at lunch at a Mexican food place, Miguel’s on Main Street.  Good food, but spicy, oh my.

We walked back to Hilton,did our final packing and caught the shuttle for the airport.

The TSA was even more aggressive this time. They had me put my stuff into six bins and then fussed at me when the bins backed up.  They said I was slowing the operation down. I said I had done what they asked, but didn’t say any more since I might want to fly at some point in the future.

We met up with Scott in the airport. He said their flight to D.C. had been delayed and then they would go to San Francisco, do laundry and then off to Hawaii for the honeymoon. It was good to see him.

Our flight was delayed about half an hour, but the aircraft was medium size pure jet so I was happy.  The seats might have been leather (not sure).  The flight was uneventful, with one of the smoothest approaches I’ve ever experienced. We recognized the Masonic Temple, the Woodrow Wilson Bridge and I-95 on the way in and clearly saw the Capitol, Washington Monument, Lincoln Memorial and Washington Cathedral lit up after we landed.

We retrieved our luggage and called Amy, who was waiting in the cell lot.  She drove us to Dulles where we retrieved our car and drove home.  The trip was over.

Tomorrow: Some Lessons from Travel

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The Wedding Singer, Part 4: The Beginning of the End

Of our trip, at least. Nothing more dire than that.  Having seen the happy couple matched, hatched and dispatched (I think I got that wrong–it was just matched…but that’s enough) we awoke to a rainy Sunday morning. I have to say that we were confused enough by the church names that we couldn’t figure out which one to go to, so we didn’t go anywhere. I know this is a perfidious turn of events, but what are you going to do?

We went for breakfast at a place that served “Dutch pancakes” which I figured were at least made from potatoes but which turned out to be a thickish crepe about the diameter of the diner’s head. Becky got one and I got scrambled eggs. I was feeling a trifle under the weather due to my ongoing sinus infection, two days of shopping and sightseeing and being nearly blown off a mountain by hurricane force winds. (Someone said the winds got faster every time I mentioned them.  Come to think of it, they were like an F5 tornado.) That’s why I had eggs and not a giant Dutch  flatcake. I can see why there’s no “International House of Dutch Pancakes (IHoDP).” (sounds like an acronym for an auto immune disease). Maybe it’s just me, but Dutch pancakes are fairly low down on my list of alimentations.

Anyhow, we went back up Mountain Road in the general direction of the lodge. Someone had told us the day before that there was “7%” chance of snow on top of the mountain the day before. Why 7% and not 5% or 6%? Around here, we get “slight chance of flurries with amounts ranging from two feet in the highlands to a trace by the shore.” (You know what I’m sayin’.) Becky took some pictures of the lodge in only overcast, not 500 mph supersonic extraterrestrial winds storms. Then we went over to the gondola “shack.”  Here’s a picture Becky took of the alleged shack. As you can see, this “shack” is more like a “barn.”

The gondola concept is pretty cool.  They run on a continuous loop (like many politicians) and so when they are working they never stop. riders have to leap on while the cars are traveling at maybe, I don’t know, two miles an hour. Every part of the ride is exciting, from wondering if the door is open and we were all going to tumble down the mountainside, pushed by immeasurable winds to leaping amain from the car and rolling to a stop. Or something like that. So, here is a picture Becky took that shows what the experience was like without the tsunami and earthquakes:

After that, we took pictures of a covered bridge, which we found charming and picturesque. Here’s a rather artistic shot of the bridge that I took with my camera phone:

We shopped our way back down Route 110, or at least Becky did while I took naps in the car.  We had lunch at the Whip again, which I kept trying to call the Silver Dagger or the Golden Chain or something like that. Then we were on our way back to Burlington to turn in the rental car and catch our flight. We were way early and passed what we planned to be our last couple of hours in Burlington at the big two-story Barnes and Noble near the airport. We made our way to the airport, turned in the car and went through the fearsome ministrations of the Burlington TSA. I found out that the miniscule bottle of maple syrup I had bought was a potential explosive fluid. Uh, right.

The flight was delayed for twenty minutes and then United made an announcement that it would be delayed while two tires were shipped from Albany, NY, about three and a half hours away. I was just thinking that if it took that long the crew would exceed their time worked allowance and the flight would be cancelled. Just then the P.A. announced the cancellation of the flight.

Tomorrow: The Wedding Singer, Part V: Nothing More to Write.  Part the Last.

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The Wedding Singer, Part 3: Goin’ to the Mountain to Watch Someone Get Married, or, Gone with the Wind

I spent yesterday scoring SAT essays for the College Board (actually for Pearson, which designs and administers the test and its scoring) and captioning the pictures of our Vermont trip, which are available on Facebook, if you are my friend. If you’d like to be my friend, send me pony (I’d like a brown one)…no, just ask and it’s yours! What a deal!

We had dress rehearsal for Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory last night and I think it is going to go well. There’s still time to get your tickets for tonight’s performance at 7:30 PM and tomorrow night’s at the same time. For more information, go to http://www.manassaschorale.org/home.aspx. We hope to see you there!

Anyhow, as I was saying, we left our hotel in Burlington about 8:45 Friday morning for the relatively short drive to Stowe. I had forgotten how close together destinations in New England seem as compared to Virginia or Texas or, say, Siberia.

We stopped by the Ben and Jerry’s factory in Waterbury on the way. The half-hour tour was a lot of fun thanks to the guide and educational and included ice cream samples at the end. What more could anyone ask for?

We continued in the mist and rain to the von Trapp Family Lodge located on a washboarded road up a mountain. The Lodge is quite impressive. We skipped the tour which Becky had read was long (1 1/2 hours and old school) and instead wandered around admiring the woodwork and Austrian decorating sensibility. (Didn’t see a single cuckoo clock, though, which was a disappointment and a good thing all at once). We took ourselves out of there about 11:30 AM and drove down the mountain to Stowe, joining a long line of traffic at the three-way stop at the center of town. We parked and took ourselves up and down the main street, shopping, looking and taking pictures.

Alyssa had arranged for us to meet for lunch at 1 PM at the Whip Restaurant, which is part of the Green Valley Inn. We had not seen her or Chris for a couple of weeks. They had been on the West coast for a wedding and conference for Chris. Alyssa telecommuted to work. It was good to see them, and the food was excellent.

We checked into our hotel, the Town and Country Resort, which was a case of back to the ’50’s, but it was adequate. By the time we got in and rested for a bit it was time to dress and go to the wedding. We were supposed to meet at the gondola lift at Stowe Mountain Resort but luckily turned into the resort itself where we saw Amy, Alyssa and some of Amy’s William and Mary friends standing under the entrance cover at the resort. We gave the car to the valet and greeted them before we all climbed aboard a school bus which took us to the gondola loading house. We could not believe the wedding was going to go as scheduled, outdoors, at the top of the ski slope.

Here is what a gondola looks like when you can actually see the mountain:

We were offered hot cider and brown blankets against the cold, piled into a gondola car with six other people, and started the 20-minute climb up to the top. We reached the restaurant and huddled there under or blankets or plastic bags until it was time to go outside in the gale and freezing rain for the ceremony. We continued huddling there as the flag flapped furiously and the rain drove sideways. We could see members of the wedding party as they ran to the front, but not much else since we were all on one level (and huddled together). We could hear the mercifully truncated ceremony with a promise that the readings and meditation would happen at the reception. And so they were married; we all gave a frozen cheer and lined up for the trip back down. A warm school bus was never so cherished.

I think it was a measure of our love and high regard for the couple that everyone took the adverse conditions with good humor and an appreciation for the uniqueness of the event and circumstances. Becky said it would go in the book she plans to write about the thousand or so weddings she has played for. (She didn’t play for this one since the worst enemy of a keyboard wouldn’t have had it out in such weather. The priest had the service on his i-pad and didn’t take it out in the storm.)

The reception was in a fabulous hall at the lodge. Here is a picture of the hall from Vermont Bride magazine. 

 We are not the fabulous people in the picture, but we were fabulous in our own way. 

The food and company were great; the parts of the ceremony left out on the mountain happened; we ate and talked and some of us danced.  The d.j. cranked up the music about 10 PM, which Alyssa said was to make the old people leave, which we did about !0:30. The wedding cake was cut about 9 PM, and was promptly spirited away. We never saw the pieces, leaving us with an as-yet-unsolved mystery: what happened to the carrot cake?

Monday: The Final Chapter in the Saga of the Destination wedding, or, The Wedding Singer, Part 4: Take Me Home, United Airlines…or Not

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Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory

I know, I promised you part 3 of “The Wedding Singer” today which is about our trip last week to Vermont for a destination wedding. Instead there’s something I want to write about that’s incredibly self-serving of me to do so, or it would be if it didn’t involve over 100 talented people. And that’s the first concert of this season by the Manassas Chorale (full disclosure: my wife directs the group and I sing second tenor in it) on Friday, October 7 and Saturday, October 8 at 7:30 PM in Merchant Hall of the Hylton Performing Arts Center on the Prince William Campus of George Mason University. From all I’ve seen in rehearsals,  it should be an intense and special theater experience.

Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory is a dramatic reading version of Civil War Voices, a new work with book by James Harris and arrangements of traditional American folk songs by the American composer, pianist, conductor, and workshop leader Mark Hayes.  Among other things, Mark writes music for the church that is sophisticated and light-years from being overly simplistic or “dumbed down.” The musical won six awards at the Midtown Theater Festival in New York City in June, 2011, including “Best Production of a Musical.”

The production uses the words and thoughts taken from letters and diaries of five characters embroiled in the conflict. Joe Harris was a cotton planter from Alabama with a conflicted conscience.  (The discovery of the existence of his Civil War diary inspired the play.) Elizabeth Keckley was born a slave, bought her freedom, and became Mary Todd Lincoln’s closest friend and personal assistant in the White House.  Theo and Harriet Perry were a young married couple from Texas, who were seperated by the war.  Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain was a college professor from Maine, who enlisted to fight for the Union.

The play follows the lives of these five characters as the Civil War progresses.  Theo Perry’s wife gives birth to a son a few months after he leaves to fight in the war.  Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain becomes a national war hero as a result of his actions at Gettysburg and accepts the Confederate surrender at Appomattox.  Elizabeth Keckley endures the indignity of slavery in early life, but eventually gains her freedom and moves to Washington, D.C.  There she becomes close friends with the Lincoln family.  Her joy at the news of the Confederate surrender turns to sorrow when President Lincoln is assassinated.   She eventually wrote a tell-all book about experiences in the White House called Behind the Scenes. The nation was not ready for such a book written by a black woman and she was scorned and ridiculed for it. She died alone and nearly destitute.

These characters are animated by the actors of the Gray Ghost Theater Company directed by Ken Elston; the music consists of solos and multipart arrangements sung by the over 100-voice award-winning Manassas Chorale directed by Becky Verner.

Even if you care nothing about the Civil War, you owe it to yourself to experience the thoughts and anguish of these five people, brought to life in a haunting, beautiful and powerful fashion.

Tickets for this concert are $18 for Orchestra and Parterre Boxes;
$15 for First Balcony; and $12 for Second Balcony.

They may be obtained by Phone:  888-945-2468 (daily 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM) (service charge added)
Online:  www.hyltoncenter.org (service charge added)
and in Person at the:

  • Hylton Center Box Office (Wednesday through Saturday, 12:00 PM to 6:00 PM)
  • Hylton Center Box Office on the night of the concert


GMU Students (with a valid student ID) and Children (12 and under) are free but must pick up a ticket at the Hylton Box Office.  If you are purchasing tickets ahead of time, you must inform the Hylton that you require one or more children’s tickets so that they can reserve those next to the seats that you purchase.


The play follows the lives of these five characters as the Civil War progresses.  Theo Perry’s wife gives brith to a son a few months after he leaves to fight in the war.  Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain becomes a national war hero as a result of his actions at Gettysburg and accepts the Confederate surrender at Appomattox.  Elizabeth Keckley endures the indignity of slavery in early life, but eventually gains her freedom and moves to
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The Wedding Singer, Part 2: Places to Go and a Place to Avoid

Friday we went back to the Church Street Marketplace to look at some shops we didn’t have time for the day before.  We started to park in a parking garage that charged outrageous prices, but the sign said no parking on the roof and there were the only spaces.  We exited without paying since there were no spaces available to us.  Becky suggested parking at a meter and did one of her phenomenal parallel jobs, ending up with the Fusion parallel to the curb and four inches away from it. I fed the meter, which ran $1.00 an hour, the bargain of the century except for the free space the evening before.

One of the stores we went into was Ten Thousand Villages, which features the work of craftspeople from all over the world. I saw a canvas messenger bag that looked like something left over from the days of Empire in India. Sure enough, it was from India and about half-price. The nice young lady working in the store said it was one of a kind, a sample made for use in the store which was not picked up for general sales. If you see me with it, it is not a purse.  You can call it a “man bag” or a “messenger bag.” (I suppose you could call it whatever you want. It’s up to you.)

We had lunch at the Vermont Pub and Brewery at Bank and St. Paul Streets. It was quite good, and recommended to us by Debbie Cobb of the VBMB.

Then we did something I wish we hadn’t.  We went down to the waterfront where we paid a flat $8 to park in a parks and rec lot (should have used the meters) and went to the ECHO Aquarium on the waterfront.  Even with a couple of discounts it was $9 apiece. I have had better aquariums in my house.  The “aquarium” was suitable for children about eight years old.  Our advice is, if you are a child or have a child with you, go.  Otherwise avoid it like the plague.  (There was one mildly amusing section, again for kids, called “Grossology” which examined such phenomena as urine, mucus in your nose, throwing up, and flatulence, among others.  Very amusing if you are ten years old.  Maybe I am, mentally.)

The battery in Becky’s camera died again so we went back to Radio Shack to see about a new one.  The young woman there gave us one from a new camera. We think the rechargeable did not have much of a life (like me) because it had not been conditioned (discharged and charged five or six times) and the temperatures were in the 50’s, which will put a drain on batteries.

We went back to the room to rest and decided to go to Leunig’s Bistro and Cafe on College Street. We had been by it several times and were attracted by the traditional French look of the place. Plus, it had good reviews in our Vermont book (which also recommended the ECHO aquarium).

We drove around and around trying to get to a parking lot and ended up in a municipal lot with meters. I thought I would have to feed them (they were a bargain at 25 cents for 35 minutes) but the bartender in the restaurant said there was no charge after 6, which it was about then. We had a half hour wait for a table, so we went down to the waterfront (five blocks downhill going and guess what coming back) where Becky got some nice shots of the sunset.

Our meal at Leunig’s was phenomenal.  Wonderfully French, with attentive service.  We got desserts to go.

Afterward, we went to a big two-story Barnes and Noble where I had some coffee and bought a bargain book on home repair.

And so to the hotel, and to bed.

Tomorrow: The Wedding Singer, Part 3: Goin’ to the Mountain to Watch Someone Get Married, or, Gone with the Wind

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