Monthly Archives: December 2011

Portrait of a Lady

Gail Hall was the sub-school 5 secretary at Robinson High School in Fairfax for about a decade in the 1980’s and 1990’s, but she was more than that. She was a teacher, a friend, a colleague, a mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, dedicated Christian, gentle lady, devoted daughter and heart of our subschool during what one of my colleagues called “the golden age of Sub-School 5.”

(I should add here that subschools were smaller administrative units within the larger school. Each had its own principal, counselors, secretary, librarian, staff and faculty and was “home” for students who took English, social studies,math and science courses.)

Gail was the mother of our subschool. She sat at a large desk out in the open where everyone could come to her and come they did. Like many other school secretaries, she was a vital part of the faculty and staff. She welcomed visitors and parents, counseled troubled students, consoled weeping students, calmed angry ones sent “to the principal’s office,” heard out angry or upset or confused parents, joked with us teachers, coordinated receptions and social events, took calls, trained student assistants to be professional and friendly, did typing, first on an IBM Selectric and then on a computer, and kept an unfailing smile and laughed the most infectious laugh I have ever heard.

That laugh. We treasured hearing it so much that we devised ways to make her laugh. She ate lunch with a group of English teachers and the librarians in a back room of the library office, and we were sure to think of what we could share or tell that would make Mrs. Hall laugh. It wasn’t hard. She had the laughter of an angel.

When Steve Nichols was our sub-school principal, he dressed as Santa Claus and came around to the classrooms in the last few minutes before Christmas vacation with a booming “Ho,ho ho!” and candy for the good boys and girls. At every classroom, he would ask, “Are there any good boys and girls in here?” High school students being who they are, a good many would call out, “No!,” and Steve/Santa would tell them “No candy for you,then,” but give it to them anyway, and to the few self-professed “good” boys and girls. Mrs. Hall played Mrs. Santa Claus, giggling and smiling with delight. We could hear them making their way through the subschool by the jingling of the bells on their clothing and that laugh of Gail’s. That wonderful laugh.

Elizabeth Hudgins, my English department colleague and friend of Gail’s, remembered the visits from “Mr. and Mrs. Claus” during her eulogy at yesterday’s memorial service for Gail at the Church of the Apostles in Fairfax. Over 200 people gathered to remember this special lady, to celebrate her life and to rejoice in her going home, perhaps too suddenly and too soon.

About thirty former teachers from the golden age of  Sub School 5 were there, and four former principals, and several other staff, counselors and secretaries. It was one of those reunions that funerals sometimes turn into, awkward in a way, but touching and emotional as we saw people we hadn’t seen in years and decades. We resolved to get together in the future, to remember the golden times and to share what we are doing now. I think it appropriate that this coming together was occasioned by the lady who was more than a secretary, and more than a friend and colleague, the great warm heart of Sub-School 5 during those years, Mrs. Gail W. Hall. Heaven now rings with her laughter and we rejoice that she is there while we mourn her passing here. Rest in peace, Mrs. Hall.

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The Quality of Mercy

Shakespeare said it wasn’t strained, and I believe it after this morning. Mercy came unexpectedly and I am thankful for that.

A few weeks ago, I picked up a little speeding ticket for going 40 in a 25 mph school zone. Now, lest you think I am a Bad Person who endangers the lives of innocent children (or teenagers since it involved a high school), let me say that 1) the school zone lights were not flashing, or I didn’t see them if they were, and I am very careful about school zones, having a genuine regard for the young people who will pay my Social Security, and 2) I was going 40, keeping up with a pack of about four other cars in a 35 mph zone. It’s a little strategy I use in traffic around here to keep from being run over. So, by my reckoning, I was 5 mph over. The officer didn’t see it that way and said it was 1:50 PM and the school zone lights were on (or not since they weren’t using his watch), and I would receive a little pink certificate he filled out carefully by hand.

I know, speed kills and the officer was pleasant and professional, but there I was, looking at a fine of $167 ($7 x 15 miles over the limit plus $62 in court costs) which I would rather not pay. I had the option to send it in and “pre-pay” the fine and not have to go to court and have points on my license. Or, I could fight it and plead innocent, but it would come down to a he (the officer) said/ he (I) said, and the court would probably go with the sworn officer. Or I could plead guilty and hope for a reduction in charge based on my good looks, driving record and history of helping orphans who have no shoes (pick the most likely of the three).

So I decided to go to court, plead guilty, and throw myself on the mercy of the court. I have always wanted to use that phrase and this, my first time in court, would be my chance. Maybe.

I took the online driver’s improvement class and passed the test (multiple choice–I was hoping for essay) and took myself to the local county courthouse. There a nice officer explained what would happen. The Commonwealth’s Attorney would talk to each of us (only about 15 in the courtroom I was in) and tell us the likely disposition of the case. He said that for me he would recommend dismissal of the charges (based on one of the three factors I’ve mentioned before), a driver’s improvement course (had already taken it) and court costs of $62. It sounded like a plan to me and when the bailiff called my name, the Commonwealth’s Attorney recommended dismissal, noted I had taken the course and reminded me I would have to pay court costs. The judge agreed and minutes later I was a free person.

I think anyone who receives a ticket and who has a good driving record should realize that it is worth your time to take the case to court, plead guilty(if you are) and have a reduced or dismissed charge. It worked for me, and I am grateful. It’s worth a try if you ever find yourself in this situation.

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Pruning, Pruning

Now, I’ll grant you that “Pruning, Pruning” does not have the same musical quality as “Wassail, Wassail” or “Caroling, Caroling,” which is probably why the phrase hasn’t been set to music…yet. But pruning is a noble and necessary undertaking and one in which I have been engaged for the past couple of days.

 We decided to have the siding replaced on our 43-year-old house and that meant I needed to cut back the giant holly trees and the overgrown pyracantha that hadn’t been pruned for about five years. Now, I’m not much on horticulture, but I do know how to prune. I used to help an elderly neighbor with her rose garden and she taught me how to prune roses. My mother came over to my house once a year for the express purpose of telling me what needed to be cut back and how, and somehow the lesson stuck. It’s a miracle. I learned, for example, that pyracantha needed to be pruned severely each year. Mine was flopped over its restraining cable. So, I cut it back. Here’s what it looks like now:

The three sticks in the middle of the picture are the pyracantha. It will grow out by next year. I promise.

 Then I worked on two hollies yesterday. Here is a picture of one of four hollies “before”:

Pretty shaggy, huh? Well, no more. Here’s an “after” picture (the mostly pruned bush is the rightmost of the two):

There’s a difference. The interior is cleaned up and the bush has more of a symmetric shape. I use some basic principles of pruning, such as cut any branches that cross so they don’t cross any more, cut branches so they are away from the house and shape up the bush.

If you’re interested and don’t know anything about pruning, here are some basic tools. I use hand tools because I don’t want to cut my arms off.Although I have come close with hand tools.

You’ll notice, top to bottom, a pair of heavy duty work gloves for things like thorns and other hazards that come from working with plants, a pair of hand pruners for small cuts, a bow saw for bigger limbs and a pair of long-handled pruners for everything else. I didn’t include eye protection since I was wearing it because I would usually get something in my eye during the proceedings. Actually, I could use a hockey mask since the falling branches almost invariably smack me in the face. But my eyes are protected.

Coming up: some more pruning pictures as I get to it.Stay tuned.

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