Today at the gym
I saw
A single shoe
Sitting high on the
Lost and found shelf
In the men’s locker room,
And I thought
Who wears one shoe?
Obviously, people with one leg
Or someone with a broken leg.
I hadn’t seen anyone like that
But I don’t live at the gym,
So I asked the young woman
At the front counter and
She said, No, no one like that
Comes here, and she turned
To check someone in,
Someone with two legs
And two shoes.
I thought more about the shoe.
It was a nice black oxford
Obviously quite expensive
But now abandoned.
I would think the loss of a shoe
Would be obvious
And will watch the shelf
To see if it disappears
Claimed by its one-legged
Or injured owner
Or by someone who threw a shoe
And didn’t notice.
Or maybe it was taken up
Into the Paradise of Shoes
Where shoes of all sorts
Lounge about in a perfect climate
And don’t have to endure the
Indignity of foul-smelling feet
Thrust into them
Against their will.
And this thought
Made me smile.
Dan Verner
March 31, 2016
LOL. Funny poems are harder to write than serious ones and this one is funny with just the right pinch of the thoughtful.
Thanks, Colleen. That’s exactly what I’m trying to do with these poems.