How to Bark like a Dog

The secret to sounding like a dog

Is simple:

Inhale when you bark.

It’s more resonant,

And you can make people think

A rottweiler has gotten into the house,

So warn them first

And you’ll cough after you do it

Which doesn’t sound too threatening,

And so you’ll cancel out the bark.

But do it anyhow.

Your friends will love it.

Dan Verner

April 10, 2017