Blog Tour Post #4: Jan Rayl

One of the things that I love about traveling is the differences in the common everyday ordinary things. My best example of this is toilets. You have to “go” and in another country this means figuring out a couple of things before you can “go.” First what kind of sign are you looking for? Not every place uses the international male/female symbols for signage. Banos, Toilette, Water Closet – WC, Loo, Banheiro, Privy, Necessary, and Lavatory are just a few of the common words for bathroom seen internationally.

So now you spot the sign, WC, in the corner and you are off to take care of business. But wait you need to check for a couple of things before you get down to business. Do you need to pay to enter the bathroom? Many times there is a dial on the door that reminds me of the old fashion gumball machine where you insert a coin turn the dial and then the door clicks open.

Once you are safely inside now you need to look to see if the important paper is present. Many places you either bring your own paper or you purchase a few sheets for a few pennies. It pays to carry one of those small packs of tissue in your purse when traveling overseas. In many countries they do not use paper they use water so you will definitely need to supply your own if you want to use it.

Ahhh relief now you have to figure out the method of flushing. Flush devices are most commonly on the floor, wall, or on the tank. On the tank I see many countries have the small flush button and the large flush button for use depending on what it is necessary to flush away. If you look at the photo above, a WC in Ireland, the paper is behind the seat on the wall. The flush is actually a chord just visible in the right corner coming down from the tank.

Jan is a travel and book review blogger. Jan is also a multi-media artist. Other fascinating travel facts, recommendations, adventures and reviews of the ever important vacation book can be found on Jan’s Blog at http://write4jan.wordpress.com/ or on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/write4jan drop by and leave her a comment.

 

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Blog Tour Post #3: Tamela Ritter

Ashes Cover

Dan asked me to talk about my book, how it started, how long it took to finish. I feel like I never shut up about it, and yet, when I went online to see what I’d already said, there wasn’t much there. I think because I’ve been carrying this story around with me for so long, that it grew up with a large collection of writers who over the years has read it and heard about it for so long that I feel I’m tiring people out.
But Dan asked.
From These Ashes started as a collection of writing exercises about a boy. It was also a way to exorcise these thoughts and feelings I had created around the myth and fable of my brother who had died when I was 10—he was 14.
When I put all these pieces together, I realized that they were telling a compelling story but they were missing something. You can’t tell a story about longing, finding home and the pieces we miss when we lose ourselves if I didn’t give this boy a family. And since the main reason this story existed was to tell a story of a brother, I gave him a sister—and Naomi was born. And then she sort of took over.
She is in no way me. I mean, sure, she has my smart mouth, but her struggles were not my struggles, her dreams are not mine. And (my mother would very much like me to point this out) Naomi’s traumatic childhood was not even close to mine. That book will have to wait until my mother is no longer with us. (I KID, MOM, I KID!)
But seriously, I started the book with no goal of actually writing a book, and of course it’s the one that became one. The ones I’d written before that and believed would be my first and second best sellers, still sit here on my hard drive mocking me in their terribleness. That is, seems to me, how it works in this world.
From the first word until I typed “The End” took a little over a year. Of course, it wasn’t really the end for a long time after. I workshopped it with a large, eclectic writers’ group in Connecticut—where I was living at the time—editing and adding to it as I went. Then I shopped it around for agents. Got a few nibbles but mostly it was that they didn’t know how or where to sell it.
So, I found a smaller, more concise writers’ group, a group who was as dedicated to getting published and being the best we could be as I was. I workshopped it again, made it better and dabbled with a few small presses, but I had no idea how to go about it.
So I let it sit.
And sit.
I wrote other things, had some short stories published, won a few awards, started a literary charity, was nominated for a Pushcart Prize. All the while that novel sat there silently chanting that it not be forgotten, constantly reminding me that no matter what else I wrote and what accolades I received from them, this book was still to date, the best thing I’d ever written.
But where? How?
I did what I did with my other novels, my terrible novels. I put it away and started to write other stories, other books. I fell in love with other characters, ones that weren’t brother and sister, weren’t broken in the same ways, weren’t looking for the same things. I wrote lots of other things. Or more precisely, I started lots of other things.
I really don’t know what I would have done if one day, almost 10 years after I had written those words, “The End,” I hadn’t received an email from someone who years before I had workshopped the novel with. What would my life have been if she hadn’t, in the years that passed, gone on to get her Masters in Publishing, hadn’t started working as an editor for Battered Suitcase Press, and hadn’t remembered me and my novel?
It’s not something I even want to think about. Not anymore.
Thankfully I don’t have to. It is done, and I have done it.
Hallelujah.
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Tamela J. Ritter was born and raised in the Pacific Northwest, her debut novel From These Ashes was published in March 2013 by Battered Suitcase Press. She now lives and works in Haymarket, Va. You can find her on Twitter or on Facebook

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Blog Tour # 2: Katherine Gotthardt

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Katherine was the first person from Write by the Rails that I met in the three-D world.The writers’ group formed in August, 2011, and while I had friended a number of people in the group, I had not met them in person, so, in December, after a choir rehearsal for Christmas music, I took myself over to Mayfield Middle School in Manassas, where a couple of authors were having a book signing. Katherine was there along with local author Nancy Kyme. I spent some time talking with them, and Cindy Brookshire, one of the founders of WBTR, came along. I was impressed with these local writers. Since then, I’ve come to know Katherine as a compassionate, talented lady who writes using a number of different genres in a range of styles. But I’ll let her tell you more in her own words. Katherine Gotthardt:

I am honored to be part of this blog tour and thrilled that Dan’s blog is my first stop!  I know Dan through Write by the Rails and have become familiar with his exceptional non-fiction and fiction because of our mutual affiliation.  Here’s to Dan and Write by the Rails!

While I am at it, I would like to thank Write by the Rails members Stacia and Nick Kelly for arranging the tour.  What a great idea.

As for me, I’m a poetry, fiction and prose writer.  Poems from the Battlefield, a collection of my Civil War themed poetry, original and archival photos and period quotes, was published in 2009. My children’s book, Furbily-Furld Takes on the World, was published in 2010.  Approaching Felonias Park, a novel focusing on predatory lending, was released in November, 2011.  Weaker Than Water, a second collection poetry, came out in April, 2013.

In addition to founding Writers for a Cause, I am an active member of the Prince William County Arts Council, Write by the Rails (of course) and the League of Women Voters, Prince William Area.

 

My resume can be found on LinkedIn. I’m available for speaking engagements and workshops.  Email katherine.gotthardt@gmail.com for information.

All that out of the way, I humbly submit one of my older poems.  This poem was drafted in the mid 1990’s when I was still an undergrad.  I recently rescued it from a stack of paper containing poems that never made it to my PC.  They were written on a Mac Classic, which passed away shortly after I graduated.  I hope to get all those poems typed up some day and maybe even use a few in the book I plan to release later this year. 

Oh.  Did I spoil that surprise?  I guess I have to really do it now that I’ve made it public.  That’s what happens when you put things in writing.  You must take responsibility for your words, one way or another.

Without further delay, then, prepare for an old poem.  I hope you enjoy it.

Cheers,

Katherine Gotthardt

http://www.KatherineGotthardt.com

Cold Romantics

That day in winter when you and I declined

to work an average day, instead deciding

to traipse across the field of fallen snow beside

my house, that day when we inoculated

the earth with our high booted prints,

we kicked through grains of ice, feeling

the stiff water resist our toes,

then sink to softer snow beneath.

 

Holding hands, we ran from tree to tree,

listening to the muted sound of feet breaking through surface:

crunch-squish, crunch-squish, crunch-squish.

 

 

We reached the broken-down wall that used to mark the line between

my neighbor’s house and mine. Resting here,

we watched the defeated barrier that stretched from where

we stood to as far as we could see. Here and there,

a round or jagged rock poked its ancient head from beneath

its snowy sheath, as if looking in wonder at its brothers still seated

atop each other. White beards grew from the hardened heap,

and antlers made of ice.

 

We cleared a spot and sat atop, holding some cold

between our wet, raw fingers. We felt for gaps hiding

among the stones and pulled from the crevices their winter teeth,

laughing quietly at the freeze boring its ends

into our steaming palms.

 

We never regretted forfeiting that day’s pay, sparing

some time to revel in God’s sublime. We were as children,

still amazed how quickly icicles melt.

 

Katherine Gotthardt

Copyright 2014

 

 

 

 

 

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O Tannenbaum

Broken Christmas Ornament

No ornaments were harmed in the writing of this post.

Recently I took our Christmas tree out of storage, fought it to a draw as I went about the annual ordeal of trying to make all the lights work. That’s worthy of a post by itself, but I’m not here to talk about satanic instruments. No, I want to write about ornament hangars.

A stray glass ball ornament, forgotten in the branches last January when the tree was stowed in the basement fell to the floor and shattered as I unfurled the branches to their extended positon, leaving lethal shards scattered about the floor, including one that has always seemed full of pathos to me: the neck of the globe with its thin metal ring and wire hanger.  And it is of this hanger that I wish to speak.

Economies of scale fascinate me, or what I would call the Costco Effect were I an economist. (I’m not. I only play one on TV.) We all know that buying in bulk is more economical. Our family story about economy of scale in fact involves Costco. When Alyssa was a freshman in high school, we took ourselves off to buy some 3″ x 5″ index cards for her. I forget how many came in the jumbo pack, but she was able to use them throughout high school, and I think I am still using some of them today. It’s one of many office supplies our household seems to spontaneously generate. We need never buy a pen again in our lifetimes: probably two thousand of them run in great migratory herds under our roof.

Anyhow, as I was saying, I regarded the neck and hanger of the ornament with a mixture of terror and pity, and wondered how much manufacturers made on this simple but useful object. I put ornament hangers in a class with pencils: they’re simple and utilitarian, and fulfill a unique niche in the world of physical objects. Oh, sure, anyone can use a deformed paper clip in place of a wire  hanger, but how outré is that?

Some quick research revealed that, on the open market, the little hangers cost about two cents apiece. The material runs about one cent, so there’s 100% pure profit to be had on the little varmints. That’s in the neighborhood of the markup on jewelry. So, here’s my investment tip for the day: buy a lot of 20 gauge wire and make a killing. It sure beats savings account rates to pieces.

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Every Form of Refuge Has Its Price

Proposal

The other day, I heard on the radio that no longer do men and women have to work up the nerve to propose to their ostensible beloveds all by their lonesome and risk downright rejection and utter humiliation.

Nope, they can have the ultimate wing person and arrange to  have someone design and stage a proposal for them.

In the immortal words of Dave Barry, I am not making this up. There are companies designed to put the happy couple in blissful Engagement Land, a stories place that only appears when children believe in fairies and clap their…oh, wait, wrong story.

So, what used to be the simplest of matters, procuring  a ring suited to one’s taste and budget, once one had alit on a suitable proposee, choosing a secluded place in which to do the deed because, after all, this is the most private and personal of human undertakings save perhaps childbirth, and, bending the supple knee, popping the question fraught with moment and suspense.  (Just between the two of us, have you ever wondered why we reserve the phrase, “popping the question” for this particular occasion? We don’t “pop” the question in any other circumstance. We may pop up or pop out or pop over (especially if we are the Pillsbury Doughboy) (Sorry) or pop in or pop under or pop by or pop around or any other combination of the verb “pop” and the speaker’s choice of meaningful adverb, but in no other time and place or imaginable circumstance do we speak of popping the question.

Sidebar (not that this post is almost entirely sidebar already): Don’t you just cringe down to your skivvies when one of those young dudes (and they’re almost invariably young) who, wearing his baseball cap backwards, is just certain that  it might be a GREAT IDEA to propose to the one he considers his woman in a highly public venue such as a baseball game or crap shoot? Every time television shows one of these, I like to think that if I were there I would shout, “No, young dude! DON’T DO IT!!!” and try to get everyone to join me, even gang tackling the perpetrator before he can do the deed in necessary. I’ve seen the woman in question reject this most abject of proffers and run in a horrid admixture of unparalleled embarrassment, deep humiliation and most likely abject terror from what she was imagined was going to be a pleasant evening out instead of THE SINGLE MOST TERRIBLE ORDEAL IN HER LIFE second only perhaps to being kidnapped and held hostage by the Elf on the Shelf. Seeing a couple of these has scarred me for life, I know. You most likely can tell.

Anyhow, young fellas, if I haven’t been able to talk some sense into you, here’s a link to a proposal service: http://www.theheartbandits.com/proposals.html

Maybe, just maybe, they’ll keep you from hurting yourself and a whole bunch of innocent people. Good luck, man. You’re going to need it.

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Some Considerations of Pronunciation, Terminology and Usage

Poinsettia

Since we’ve been iced in this afternoon, I have had time to think about some frequently misused, mispronounced and otherwise sadly used and abused parts of our language.

For a seasonal touch, consider the pronunciation of the word, “poinsettia.” For most of my life I pronounced it as I had heard it all my life: “poin-sett-ah.” But check it out–the word admits of a different pronunciation, one I first noticed my sister-in-law using: “poin-sett-ee-ah.” Occasionally I hear this pronounced correctly in the media and in public, but for the most part it isn’t.

And there’s that long piece of lawn furniture most people call a “chaise long.” That’s a hybrid term, “chaise” meaning “chair” in French, and “long” meaning “long” in English. (Wanted to see if you were napping)! Actually, the correct term is “chaise longue.” You will recall from your high school French that “longue” means “long.” (Stay awake, now.) If you say this term correctly, you will be thought to be arty and pretentious, and that’s what we’re all striving for, n’est ce pas?

I’m exhausted from trying to save civilization as we know it one term at a time. I hope you’ll send me examples of language faux pas and even a few bons mots. Et toi! Laissez the bons temps roulez!

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Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree

I’ve always loved Christmas decorations ever since I can remember. Back in the day, trees had those big hot lights, the kind that the whole string stopped working when one burned out and icicles made of a lead-like substance that probably killed a whole bunch of brain cells every time we used them. That would have explained a lot about kids of that era. The whole town looked like the burg in A Christmas Story because, well, it was from that same decade.

It seemed to me that homes were decorated, as well as churches and businesses, so I was somewhat taken aback when one of my favorite television doctor shows, Dr. Kildare, had a Christmas episode, and the doctors, nurses and staff decorated the hospital and had a Christmas party! I don’t know why this surprised me so much, other than I was one dumb kid, but it made perfect sense after I thought about it for a while that hospitals would do this since they are, after all, filled with compassionate, caring people.

I was thinking about Christmas decorations in hospitals and the like the other day as I was walking into the Caton Merchant House in Manassas, where my dad lives. The staff there is a wonderful, compassionate and caring group of people, and this year they have overcome some of the excesses of decorations from Christmases Past and put up ornaments, garlands, trees, posters, banner and even some tasteful outdoor inflatables that really class up the place. Not that it isn’t classy all the time.

So, one could do worse than decorate for Christmas. Just keep it tasteful, because I’ll be by to check on it. Yes, Christmas Decoration policing is just another service I gladly offer. Just have some cookies and milk for me, and everything will work out fine.

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Takin’ It…Easier

Taking It Easy

Hello, friends of Biscuit City!

With my novel (On the Wings of Morning) out, I’m finding I have less time to devote to my blogs (Biscuit City, Beyond the Blue Horizon and Preaching to the Choir), so I’m going to take this week and next off from the blogs except for a post or two on Beyond the Blue Horizon and Preaching to the Choir. I’ll continue the regular schedule with all three blogs through December and then cut back to about one post a week on each blog.

I thank each of you for following my efforts over the years, and I look forward to continuing with the blogs and also with the novels. I’ve written a sequel to Wings, On the Wings of the Wind, and a follow-on to that, On the Wings of Angels, now in revision.  The books will eventually be parts of a six-book series called Beyond the Blue Horizon. I expect the second book to come out late next year, and the third book a year after that, with each book appearing at yearly intervals. So, keep reading, stay well, do good work,  call when you get there, and stay tuned! All my best to each of you!

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Random Impulses

Camping

Generally, as most of us get older, we have a very good idea of what our likes and dislikes are. Recently, though, I have been thinking about doing some things that I know I do not enjoy or usually want to do. It’s an odd feeling.

As I wrote before, I don’t like to be outdoors. Maybe I spent too much time outside when I was growing up, but the great outdoors has far too many hazards and discomforts for me to want to spend hours there. I know there are people who love the outdoors and spend a lot of time there, and that’s all right. They can have my share.

The odd thing is, I’ve been thinking about aboriginal Americans who lived very close to nature. Whether their shelter was a lodge or teepee or pueblo, they had to have been aware of the elements. With a fire for heating and breezes for cooling they were right in the midst of nature.

I have been camping exactly once in my life. I was ten years old, and I remember not sleeping much and just about starving since each of us was responsible for his own food. Lately, though, I been wondering what it would be like to stay outside in a tent. I could pitch one in my back yard and not be that far away from the comforts of the indoors. Of course, I’d have to buy almost everything I need, including a tent. I do have a sleeping bag from my daughters’ Girl Scout days. It’s a thought, but a strange one for me. Still, I find myself thinking that being outside with nothing but a thin nylon wall between me and the outdoors would be intriguing, although I’d probably wait until spring to try it.

Then there’s traveling. I’ve decided I don’t like to travel. Oh, I like to see different places, particularly places with history and good restaurants and good bookstores, but actually getting there is pain. I don’t care for driving, which is mostly monotonous and occasionally terrifying. My wife is a great driver (and a wizard parallel parker, even left-handed), so she does most of the driving when we go somewhere. I do the navigating, and I’m good at that, except when I’m not. That’s a subject for an entire column, but not just now. Anyhow, if there were a Star Trek-style transporter available, I’d use one, even at the risk of scrambling my molecules. To be able to be some place instantly has a huge appeal for me. And don’t even think about flying. That used to be fun and an adventure, but I don’t have to tell you what a pain it has become. No, I’m comfortable where I am, with everything I need right here. That’s why my travel impulse is a strange one. I’d like to fly around the world. I’m not talking about flying around the world non-stop on one tank of gas. What I’m thinking would be fun would be to fly around the world using scheduled flights. I’ve checked and it’s possible. It would take about three days. I think I would like to go business class since I would plan to be on an airplane most of the time. I wouldn’t even leave the airports or clear customs—I would just go right on to the next flight. This is even crazier when I consider that I am mildly claustrophobic. That’s why business class. I could leave on a Friday and be back Monday if my calculations are correct. It would be cool to say I had done it.

Then, I’ve been having an impulse lately to have another career. That’s not that unusual for an early retiree like me, but I’m talking about an entirely different career. When I was in my early teens I wanted to be a rocket scientist. (I was too tall to be an astronaut then.) What dissuaded me from this career path was the sad reality that I was not very good at math, and math is important to being rocket scientists. My impulse is to take science and math classes and earn a degree in astronautical engineering. I figure with the coursework I’ve done already I can skip the core classes and things like phys ed. and go right on to advanced science classes. It would be a whole lot easier for me to earn an M.F.A. in creative writing, but becoming a rocket scientist in my 60’s sounds much more appealing, even if I am probably worse at math than I was in high school. Grandma Moses started painting when she was in her 80’s, so maybe I do have a future with NASA.

So I have these random impulses, but I’ve found if I lie down for a while, they soon pass. Thank goodness for small favors.

 

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Codes

British Postal Codes

I don’t know if you pump your own gas these days or not. I suspect you do, like most of us these days, unless we visit to New Jersey where it’s against the law to do so. This fact of modern life was satirized in a scene from one of my favorite movies, Back to the Future, where Marty McFly is astonished to see four attendants at a filling station launch themselves at a car to check the air in the tires, clean the windshield, pop the hood to look at the oil and coolant levels, and take the driver’s order for gas. Now, those were the days!

Of course, if we’re paying cash, we have trudge over to the attendant—the horror of it all!—and schelp back to the car where we can then fill the tank ourselves. If we’re using a credit or debit card, our lives are somewhat easier. Indeed, if we used plastic to pay for gas, we rolled up to the pumps, got out, swiped our card through the reader, waited for the screen to respond, chose a grade of gas to our liking, and started pumping. Those days are gone, apparently, because the little magic screen now asks us to enter our zip code, a security measure in case we have stolen our own credit card and are trying to use it a half mile from where we live. I understand the need for this little addition, since having a credit number used and abused by someone else does not make for a good day in the life of the card holder, but I also have to confess it took me back a bit when I first had to enter the number with my little index finger. The screen also told me that if my postal code included letters, I had to see the attendant. Huh? I thought. There ain’t no letters in a zip code. What’s with that?

As it turns out, there are letters in postal codes of many countries around the world. Say you want to send a nice letter to Oxford Press in Oxford, England. You write your nice letter, put it in an envelope, and after putting on proper postage, address it to:

Oxford University Press
Great Clarendon Street
Oxford
OX2 6DP

My little experience pumping gas showed me, once again, there is always more to learn. And I’m glad. Think how insufferably dull life would be if we knew all there was to know by the ago of, say, 30. As it is, the older I get, the less I think I know. And that’s not a bad way to be.Please note that the “postal code” includes letters and numbers, so they got it about 1/3 right. Not bad for a former mother country. They’re not alone, however, in using letters: about 250 other countries do as well, including, in some cases, the U.S. So, we’re in a minority by using only numbers. Who knew this? Not me!

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